The Star Wars That I Used To Know

Hola fieles lectores.

Aunque hace mucho tiempo que no pongo nada del mundillo internetero, yo no he perdido la insana costumbre de perder de vez en cuando un poco de tiempo mirando chorradillas por ahí en el submundo de internet.

Hoy os traigo la última que me gustó. Como sabréis, tras veinte años de las tres películas originales de la Guerra de las Galaxias, George Lucas se decidió a rodar las tres primeras llenándolas de efectos especiales y demás. Muchos fans de la Guerra de las Galaxias se sintieron traicionados por la forma de alterar la historia y "estropear" el encanto que tenían las originales. A George Lucas simplemente le dio igual las protestas de los fans.

Pues el otro día encontré este vídeo, que aparte de estar muy bien hecho, refleja esta crítica. Es una parodia del vídeo de la canción Somebody that I used to know.

[DARTH:]
Now and then I think of when I was in power
Like choking people with the Force until they died
But then you told them all my history
And took away my masculinity
And had my character portrayed by subpar actors.

You are now addicted to an overuse of graphics
And making Greedo shoot first? Han shot first.
So when you tried to have the Force make sense
You introduced the midichlorians
And what's the deal with having me be dubbed over (Noooooooooo!)

But you didn't have to change it all.
Make 'em like they never happened and the fans are nothing
I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a Bantha and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to make them blow
Have your friends direct your movies and they'll turn out better.
You think that you don't need them though
What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know
What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know

[GEORGE LUCAS:]
Now and then I think of all the times I screwed fans over.
I had them believing that the first three films were really done.
But Star Wars will be done my way
I don't care what you have to say
I think that they should let it go
And they'll never get the Blu-Ray of the Star Wars that you used to know

[DARTH:]
You didn't have to change it all.
No more puppets, no more practical effects or nothin'
I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a wampa and that feels so cold.
No you didn't have to sell your soul
Do we really need to watch them all again in 3D?
Jar Jar was an all time low
What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know

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